i didn’t ask to be a fan of chris evans
i didn’t ask to have my life disrupted by a fucking meatball of a man who’s half frat bro and half sensitive artist
i didn’t ask for this
Work hard. Prepare hard. Perform hard. There ya go
This whole thing is just great.
this is a trumpet
this is a big trumpet
this is a really big trumpet
this is the queer trumpet
this is the heterosexual trumpet
this is a squeaky trumpet
This is a bangy trumpet
hoLD ON A SECOND WHO ACTUALLY MARCHES WITH A CONCERT EUPHONIUM ANYBODY?
And my band director, who is gay, was getting REALLY mad at this one specific group of people because they couldn’t make a good line. At one point he threw a drumstick at them and shouted “OH COME ON! EVEN IM STRAIGHTER THAN THIS LINE!”
If you don’t want to go home and just collapse on your couch, then you’re not working hard enough
|Jesus:||It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.|
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DO DAN AND PHIL EVER JUST MAKE YOU CRY?
THEY’RE SO CUTE
THEY’RE JUST NERDS AND ANIME FANS AND KITTIES AND THEYRE SO CUTE HELP
THEY DONT EVEN TRY TO HIDE THAT THEY’RE TOGETHER. ITS NOT CANON BUT WE JUST KNOW. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER.
DAN SAID THAT IF PHIL DIED HE WOULD JUST BE AWKWARD SO…
Phil Lester is so adorable when he laughsLike his whole face scrunches up and its just so adorableJust look at himLook at that cutie
How are you even real
and don’t get me started on Phil with animals
Its just too adorable
or Phil with Dan
or Phil with Dan andanimals
its just too cute
She’s the kind of girl a guy meets when he’s too young, and he fucks up because there’s too much living to do. But later he realizes she’s perfect.